Top 10 Things Not to Say when Meeting His or Her Parents for the First Time

1. "You are as sexy as your daughter."

2. (To the mother) "Have you tried that new anti-wrinkle cream?"

3. (If they smoke) "Did you know that smoking causes cancer"

4. "Shall we get take out instead?"

5. "Is that your car in the driveway that I just backed into?"

6. "Do you want me to cook?"

7. "Can I sleep in (girlfriend/boyfriends) room tonight?"

8. "This house could really do with a lick of paint."

9. "I'm glad I ate before coming over."

10. (To the dad) "That shelf looks crooked; did you put it up?"